December 2, 2010
Season 2, Episode 12: The One, After the the Superbowl: Part 1 [Scene: In a TV commercial that the. Gang The is watching at Monica, and Rachel .]
TV commercial: TV commercials. gang The: gang watch: watch
A guy is sitting at his desk and his the boss comes in and drops a huge pile of papers on his desk. The guy looks dejected.]
guy: man boss: The boss drop: left, dropped a huge pile: a huge pile of paper: File desk: desk dejected: depressed
-Commercial Voiceover: Can not the get the monkey off your back? Then the put it in your mouth …
commercial: commercial advertising voiceover: voiceover, voice-over the get the monkey off: [[or] to kick the drug habit, to get rid of the pressure of work]
can not escape the pressure of work? It to a cup …
[A monkey jumps on the desk and a hands the guy a beer. He opens the beer and is suddenly on the beach,
jump: beating hand : to the beer: beer suddenly: suddenly on the beach:
on the beach in a hammock, with beautiful women All around.
hammock: the hammock beautiful: beautiful All around: around
-Commercial Voiceover: With MonkeyShine MonkeyShine theme MonkeyShine, Beer, Beer, because it a jungle out there.
monkeyshine: [US-mouth] trick , mischief, mischief, monkey music theme: the theme song of jungle: jungle, jungles
Monkey Beer. Monkey music, because the outside is a jungle.
[Camera pans back from the TV, to show the. gang The watching.
camera: camera, cameras of pan: (shot panorama with was shot object) panning pan. gang The: gang
-Ross: That commercial always "makes me so Sad.
commercial: commercial advertising Sad: sad
that ad always makes me grief.
-Joey: Yeah, but then the guy opens his beer and those girls run at him, so, everything seems to work out OK.
run at: rushed past attacks ; ... rushed seem,: look seems to work out: to achieve; produce the expected results
but that guy is an open beer woman swarmed so in the end all the better.
-Ross,: the I meant because the monkey in it reminds me of of Marcel
meant: mean "the past tense (word) means that remind of: to remind, so remember
I mean the monkey I thought of Marcel.
-Phoebe: I can see that, because they both have those big brown eyes and, you know, the little pouty chin.
see: that brown: Brown pouty: bulging the Alburnus chin: chin
I can see. Because they have big brown eyes bulging chin.
-Monica: And the fact that they e both monkeys.
fact: the fact that both: both
and they are monkeys .
-Ross: Sometimes I wonder if I did the right thing, you know, giving him away.
sometimes: sometimes wonder: suspected, would like to know to give away: given away
Sometimes I suspect I am not wrong it should not be sent away.
-Rachel: Oh, Ross, you had to, I mean, he was humping everything in sight.
hump: hump [ effortlessly carry, handling bullying]
Oh, Ross, you are a last resort, I said it to see what things will be.
I mean, I have a Malibu Barbi that will no longer be wearing white to her wedding.
no longer: no longer Malibu, Barbi: Rachel that Ross monkey horse Sale had bullied her “Malibu Barbi” This is a Barbie doll. ] Wedding: wedding
I mean, this doll in my Malibuba marriage can not wear a pure white silk.
-Ross,: Remember when sometimes he borrow your hat, and,
remember: I remember sometimes: sometimes borrow: borrow hat: hat
remember that sometimes it will tell you by hats,
and when you got it back there be little monkey raisins in it.
raisin: raisins
< br />, etc., when inside you want to come back there will be little monkey raisins “?
-Chandler: Yeah, well sure, when he did it, it was funny.
funny: fun, interesting
is , of course. When it dried, it is fun.
When I did it to my boss hat … all of the sudden I have this big attitude problem.
boss: boss All of the sudden: sudden sudden: suddenly attitude: the attitude problem:
on my boss if I do, it suddenly becomes my bad attitude.
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe are at the couch.]
Central Perk: Central Perk couch: couch
[Joey enters holding a letter]
enter: Go to hold: holding the letter: the letter
-Joey: Hey, hey, the check it out, guess what I got.
check out: examination, inspection [to see] guess: guess
Hey. Hey, look, guess what I have?
-Chandler: for Rhythm?
rhythm: rhythm, rhyme
rhythm, right?
. Joey: No, my first fan mail.
fan: fan, fan mail: mail
is not the first letters of the fans letter .
-All: Alright!
Hurrah!
-Monica: [reading] ear Dr. Remore, know that I love you, and would do anything to have you.Gosh
read: read dear: Dear gosh: God! Alas!
Dear Remore, doctors, know? I love you, in order to get you and I can at all. My God!
our not-so-secretive admirer, Erica Ford, Ooh wait, S enclosed please find 14 of my eyelashes.
secretive: secret, cover to cover cover the admirer: admirer PS (postscript): (postscript) attached to enclose the pen: the enclosure (envelope) eyelash: eyelashes
mysterious admirer, Erica Ford, “Oh, Wait, “Note: Please find enclosed my fourteen lashes”.
-by Rachel: You know, in the crazy world, that means you e married.
crazy: crazy, crazy, married: Married
< br /> You know, this means that you get married in the crazy world.
-Monica,: This wasn addressed to Days of Our Lives., the this is, this came to your apartment.
be addressed to: be sent to the address: Location apartment: apartment
This is not sent to the production unit, which is sent directly to your home.
There no stamp on it, this woman was in our the building.
stamp: stamp building: Building
This is above the stamp, she went to over our building.
-Joey: Oh my god, I got my very own stalker.
stalker: Stalker, Tracker [metamorphosis fans]
I of God. I have my own perverted fans.
Ross, enters with a suitcase
suitcase: suitcase
-Ross: Hey guys.
, distinguished.
-All: Hey
Hi.
-Phoebe: Ooh, where are you off to, the Traveling Jake?
travel: Travel jake: [U.S.] yokel, guy
Oh, you where to go, travel guy?
-Ross: Well, there this, uh, paleontology conference in LA
paleontology: paleontology conference meeting of LA: the abbreviation of Los Angeles, Los Angeles
< br /> Los Angeles, a paleontology seminar.
so I figured I go and then drive down to the zoo and surprise Marcel.
figure: that down to: to the zoo: zoo surprise: to make a surprise < br />
So I think I will go, then drove to the zoo is a pleasant surprise to Marcel.
-Chandler,: You know I think he will be surprised, till he realizes he a monkey,
surprised: was pleasantly surprised realize: discovery, recognizing
I think it will be very pleasantly surprised, until it found that it is a monkey,
and uh, you know, isn a capable of that emotion are
be capable of: be able to capable: capable of emotion are: emotional
, you know, it impossible to have the kind of mood.
[Rob (Chris Isaac) enters]
-Rachel: Oh, Phoebe, that really cute guy is here again.
really: does cute: cute guy: (male) person, the guy
Oh, Phoebe, that cute guy again.
-Phoebe: Oh, oh, OK, so everyone, pretend like I telling you a story, OK.
pretend: pretend to tell a story: storytelling < br />
Oh, all right. Pretend I was telling the story to listen to your story. Better.
And, and it really funny. So everyone just laugh now
really: really funny: funny laugh: laugh
story is very the funny. Therefore, we should laugh. For now.
Everyone laughs]
-Phoebe: I know, I know. [to Rob] Hello.
I know, I know. Hello.
-Rob: Hi I Rob Dohnen.
Hi, I Rob Dohnen
-Phoebe: Hi Rob Dohnen.
Hi, Rob Dohnen.
-Rob: I do not know anything about music, but I think you e really, really great.
music: the music is really: really
I know anything about music, but I think you are great.
-Phoebe: Oh, wow
Oh, wow.
-Rob: Anyway, the schedule performers for the childrens libraries around the city,
schedule: Determine the time, included in the schedule performer: performers, artists library: Books Museum
performance artists in the arrangements for the city children library,
and I was just thinking, have you ever thought about playing your songs for kids?
play: playing, singing song: song kid: child
I think you have not thought about singing your song for the children?
-Phoebe: Oh, I would love to have kids … you e, you e, you e, me play the songs that I will write for them.
would love to: = would like to want to write: Write
that I want a child Oh. Listen to me … listen to me singing the songs I write for them.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey apartment. Chandler and Joey are standing around in the kitchen.]
apartment: apartment, room, stand around: sitting and doing nothing (lazy to spend time) kitchen: kitchen
-Joey: Hey, what do we do for dinner?
dinner: dinner
dinner tonight what to do?
-Chandler: Well we could just stay in and cook for ourselves. [both laugh hysterically]
stay in: at home, do not go to cook: cook, cooking hysterically: hysterically
door buzzer goes off]
door buzzer: doorbell go off: issued a special sound, sound
-Chandler: Hello. < br />
hello.
-Erica: It Erica.
I Erica.
-Joey: Ah, the stalker.
the guy fans.
-Erica: Never mind, it open.
never mind: It does not matter in the open: open
It does not matter, the door is not closed.
-Chandler: [Joey grabs a frying pan] Yes, hitting her with a frying pan a good idea.
grab: grab, pick up the frying pan: frying pan long-handled flat pan fry,: fried of pan: pan good idea: a good idea
right, pan to beat her is a good idea.
We might Hoo, hoo, have a backup plan, though, just in case she isn a a cartoon.
Hoo, hoo,: = want to want the backup: alternate, supportive the just in case: in case, if the cartoon: cartoon characters
However, we should think of something else, in case she is not a cartoon character.
-Joey: Let the get out of here.
get out of: leave, flee
us out of here.
[They run out and knock on Monica and Rachel door]
run out: run out the knock: knock
-Chandler: The one time they e not home.
partial pick this time is not.
-. Joey: OK, we l just leave, and when we the pass her on the hurt today, esp,
on the hurt today, esp: stair on the staircase: staircase
Well, let go. When encountered on the stairs we go,
she is wont to know it me because we e never met.
She will not know me because we do not see Guo ah.
-Chandler,: That how radio stars escape stalkers.
the radio star: the radio star the escape: to avoid the stalker: the metamorphosis fans
that the radio star.
. Joey: She . coming.
she comes.
[Both run back in their apartment. There a knock at the door.]
run back: back to the apartment: apartment, room the knock: knock
< br />-Erica: It me.
I.
-Joey: Uhh, this is it, the this is how we e gonna die. Ready?
gonna: = going to going to die: death.
In this way, we will die. Ready?
-Chandler: Wait, wait, wait. [Opens the top of the dish soap he holding]
top: the top of dish soap: detergent dish: dish soap : soap hold: hand
and so ah!
[Joey opens the door and sees Erica (Brooke Shields). Joey gets a huge smile and Chandler squeezed the dish soap in the air.]
huge: a huge smile : smile squeeze: squeeze
-Erica: Hi
Hi.
-Joey: Erica
Erica.
[Scene: the San Diego Zoo, Ross is at the the Monkey cages.
zoo: zoo cage,: cage
-Lipson,: Mr.. Geller, Geller, Mr.?
?
-Ross: Yeah, hi.
yes, Hi.
-Lipson: Hi, Dean Lipson, zoo administrator. I was told you had a question.
zoo: zoo administrator: administrator, administrative officer
< br /> Hi, my name is Dean Lipson,, is the administrative head here. I heard that you have a problem.
-Ross: Well, I uh, I can seem to find the monkey I donated last year. He a capuchan, answers to the name Marcel.
seem to : seems to donate: the donation capuchan: wearing a hat monkey]
I seem to find a monkey I donated last year it is the one wearing the hat ape. Its name of Marcel.
-Lipson: Ahh, I afraid I have some bad news. Marcel has passed on.
afraid: I am afraid the pass on: the death
I afraid I have bad news to tell you. Marseilles, it has passed away.
-Ross: Oh my God, what happened?
God, how could it?
-Lipson: Well he got sick, and then he got sicker, and then he got a little better but then he died.
sick: sick die: death
it is sick, then it is very ill, and then it suddenly a little and then he died.
-Ross: I can not believe this.
believe: I believe
I can not believe.
-Lipson: I sorry Mr. Geller. But you know, there an old saying, ometimes monkeys die.
old: the old saying: proverb sometimes: Sometimes
I sorry, Mr. Geller,. But as you know it, the saying goes, “Monkey inevitably a dead
It not a great saying, but it certainly is fitting today.
Certainly: no doubt fitting: the proper
not saying, but with today very appropriate.
-Ross,: Well, you know, someone should have called me.
that someone should notify me fishes it.
-Lipson: I sorry. Look, I know this can bring him back but here, it just a gesture.
bring back: to restore the gesture is: gestures, posture [a mere trifle]
I sorry. I know it can not make it to the resurrection. This is my little mind, please accept.
-Ross: Zoo dollars?
5.8, rounded up to nearest: USD
zoo coupons?
-Lipson: Yes, and come see the bird show at 4. The macaws wear hats.
macaw: macaws wear: wear, wearing a hat: hat
right, four o lock, please come take a look at. The macaws wear hats.
Well it a lot cuter if your monkey has not just died.
a lot: a lot of cute cute: cute deformation
you The monkeys did not die, then will be lovely.
[Scene: Library. Phoebe is getting ready to sing for the kids. Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there.]
library: Library the get ready: ready sing: sing
[Phoebe pulls out her guitar]
pull out: out of guitar: guitar
-Kids: Ooohhh.
Oh.
-Phoebe: I know.
I know.
-Monica: I can believe Joey having lunch with his stalker. What i-, what is she like?
believe: I believe lunch: Lunch
I can not believe Joey talk to his perverted fans to eat. She like?
-Chandler: Well, you remember Cathy Bates in Misery?
remember: remember Katthv Bates, the first track in Misery: [Joey with his fans, Rachel for her looks very curious. Chandler said: "Do you remember the" Dangerous Love 10 (Misery) "which Kathy Bates to play that role?" Dangerous Love 10 "depicts the story of a famous writer had been a fat middle-aged women readers imprisonment, if Joey The fans look like Kathy Bates, as it would be horrible. Fortunately, Chandler changed the subject, that looks nice and Bates. ] Misery: the pain
Do you remember the “Dangerous Love 10″ inside Cathy Bates,?
-by Rachel and Monica: Yeah.
remember.
-Chandler,: Well, she looks the exact opposite of that.
exact: complete, the precise opposite: the opposite
she takes exactly the opposite.
-by Rachel: And she not crazy?
crazy: crazy
She is not that crazy?
-Chandler,: Oh, no no no, she a total wack job.
total: full wack: Frankenstein the job: [slang] person, a woman
< br /> Oh, no, no. She is simply a jerk.
Yeah, she thinks that. Joey is actually Dr. Drake, Remore,
actually: in fact
. She thought Joey really the Drake Remore doctors.
-Rachel: Oh my God.
my God.
-Monica: Ah, and I mean, he going out with her? He can not pursue this.
mean: mean pursue: to continue to engage in
ah, I want to say, then he will have to talk to her on a date? He can not do this.
-Chandler: Hey, just because this woman thinks she can actually see Joey through the magical box in her living room
actually: in fact magical box: magic box, which means refers to the TV living room: living room
Hey, just because this woman thought she could see the inside of her living room Box. Joey
does not mean she not a person Show I mean, does she not deserve happiness, deserve
: deserve happiness: Happy
does not mean that she I mean, Does she not deserve happiness,
does she not deserve love? What e you looking at me for?
do not deserve love? You see me?
He the the one who wants to boff the the ecstasy.
boff: [U.S. slang] sexual intercourse, the ecstasy: a madman
that crazy him.
-Rob: You OK?
Are you okay?
-Phoebe: No, uh-uh, I just, I nervous. So, you know what, maybe if I just, if I picture them all in their underwear.
nervous: tense maybe: Maybe picture: imagine underwear: underwear
I just very nervous. If my fantasy they only underwear.
-Rob: That not a good idea, that kinda the reason the last guy got fired.
kinda: = kind of a bit, almost reason: the fire of the reasons: expulsion
No, that idea is not good, the last guy is like to be expelled.
-Phoebe: I just, I , I , I used to playing for grown-ups.
used to: accustomed to the play: played concert grown-up: Adult
I just, I used to the concert for adults.
You know, they just grown-ups drink their coffee and do their grown-up thing, you know, and kids the listen.
coffee: coffee kid: kids listen :
you know, listen to adults only, a cup of coffee do they adults do, you know, kids will be listening intently.
This is a huge responsibility. What? Are you gonna kiss me?
huge: great responsibility: responsibility gonna: = going to will want to kiss: kiss
I think the responsibility is a good major. What? Do you want to kiss me?
-Rob: I was thinking about it.
being considered.
-Phoebe: OK. [they kiss] OK, alrighty, let play some tunes. Hi everybody, I Phoebe.
tune: tune, tune
Well, yeah, let us come to some music. Hello, everyone, I Phoebe.
-All: Hi Phoebe
Hi, Phoebe.
-Phoebe: OK, um, I gonna play, um, some songs about grandparents, OK. [singing]
grandparents: grandparents
Now I want to sing a song about grandparents.
Now grandma a person who everyone likes,
grandmother went where large popular
she bought you a train and a bright , shiny bike.
shiny: glossy, shining, bright
she sent you to train with a brand new bicycle.
But lately she has not been coming to dinner,
dinner: dinner
but recently she no longer come to dinner,
And last time you saw her she looked so much thinner.
last time: Last thinner: thin deformation of thin
on the back you see her, she looks much thinner.
Now, your mom and your dad said she moved to Peru,
move: Moving Peru: Peru
Now, your mother with your father said she moved to Peru,
but the truth is she died and some day you will too.
truth: the truth some day: (future) one day
the fact that she died, one day you will die.
La-la-la la la-la-la la la-la-la la …
La la la la la la …
[Scene: A nice restraunt. Joey and Erica are the dining
restraunt: dine restaurants: dining
-Erica: Oh, Drake, is not it amazing ?
amazing: amazing, too God, great
Oh, Drake, this is really good.
-Joey: Yeah it is ... what?
. What?
-Erica: Well, here we sit, devil may care, just a little while ago you were reattaching someone spinal cord.
devil may care: nothing to worry about a little the while: while reattach: re-connected to the victims of spinal injuries: spine
cut the cord with: [Anatomy cord-like tissue, cord with
Now we easily sit here, Not long ago, you are still re-injection of an individual spinal cord.
-Joey: Yeah, that was a tricky one. In reality, that operation takes like, over 10 hours, but they only showed it for 2 minites.
tricky: complex and difficult in. reality: in fact reality: the reality of operation: surgery take: to spend the show: performances; show
ah, that was really something. In fact, that surgery would take 10 hours, but they only broadcast two minutes.
-Erica: Who they?
Who are they?
. Joey: No. one.
not.
-Erica: Oh Drake, you are so talented, let me see those hands.
talented: can
Oh Drake, you really talented let me see that hand.
Oh these hands, these beautiful hands, oh I could just eat them ... but I won .
beautiful: beautiful
Oh, this pair of beautiful hands, really want to eat them, but I do not.
-Joey: Good, otherwise my watch would fall off [laughs hysterically]
otherwise: or watch: watch fall off: Drop hysterically: hysterical
, or my watch must fall.
-Erica: No, seriously. These hands. These miracle, magical, life-giving hands.
seriously: seriously miracle: a miracle magical: a magic life- giving: the life-giving
No, really, this hands. Pairs to save people countless miracles hand.
Oh, just to be near them, touch them, maybe even lick one?
near: close to the touch,: touch even: even lick: licking
close touch and maybe even lick a fine.
-Joey: Alright, just one. [she licks his hands rather emphatically] Wow, you e good at that.
rather: quite emphatically: hard ground, emphasizing the to good at: good
Well, one just fine. Wow, you e OK yeah.
Some guy at another table starts choking]
choke: choke
-Waiter: Oh my God! Someone, he choking. Is anyone here a doctor?
doctor: a doctor
Oh, my God! Come which he choked. There are no doctors?
-Erica: Well, yes, yes, the best doctor in all of Salem, Dr. Drake Remore.
best: the best
Salem, the best doctor here, Dr. Drake, Remore.
[Scene: San Diege Zoo. Ross is still at the monkey cages. A janitor is sweeping.]
still: cage, still: cage janitor: [gatekeeper tube door sweep: sweep the floor
-Janitor: Meet me in the nocturnal house in 15 minutes.
meet: to meet with nocturnal: at night, in the nocturnal house at night: (Zoo) Night Museum
15 minutes after the Night Museum.
-Ross: Uhh, hey look, I don really enjoy being with other men that way. But, um, zoo dollars?
really: really enjoy doing : like to do something zoo: 5.8, rounded up to nearest Zoo: U.S. $
ah, come on. I do not like with the other men. To the zoo coupons?
-Janitor: It about your monkey. It alive.
about: alive: alive
I want to tell you about your monkey thing. It is not dead.
[Scene: Restraunt. Joey and Erica are still there.]
restraunt: restaurants still.: still
-Erica: I do not understand, why did not you help that the man?
understand: understand
I do not know, why do not you save him?
-Joey: Uhh, because, uhh, I a neurosurgeon and that was clearly a case of, uh, uh, foodal chokage.
neurosurgeon: nerve surgeon clearly: Clearly case: cases foodal chokage: [food obstructive disease
chokage: blocking
ah, because I am a neurosurgeon, he is clearly suffering ... " esophageal obstruction syndrome. "
Alright, look, I got to tell you something.
Well, listen I want to confess one thing.
-Erica: No, no no no, you don have to tell me anything. You don have to explain yourself to me.
have to: shall not explain: to explain
No, no, no, no, you do not have to tell me. You do not have to explain to me.
Ooh, who am I to question the great Dr. Drake, Remore?
question: question the great: great
I think you are. dare to doubt the great Dr. Drake Remore,?
. Joey: But that what ...
but ...
-Erica: I should just be happy to be near you.
happy: happy, happy near: near
close to you, I should meet.
-Joey: Hey the I-[she cuts him off with a kiss
cut off: cut off, interrupted kiss: kiss
Hey , I ...
-Erica: Hey what?
hey what?
-Joey: That it, just hey. Like at the end of a dance, HEY! [she starts nibbling his hand] Hey. He-hey.
at the end of, but: … nibble at the end: little by little, bit, fine bite
Hey. Like the end of a dance, hey, hey.
[Scene: the Library. Phoebe is singing.]
library: Library
-Phoebe: [singing] There l be times when you get older,
older: older
one day you l grow up,
when you l want to sleep with people,
you will want to tell others to go to bed,
just to make them like you.
like: like
only To Bode them favor.
But do not
but do not do
oo, hoo, the Cause that another thing that you do not do, everybody
ause: [spoken] = because Hoo, hoo, = want to: you want to
because it is another thing you do not do. We do it together!
-All: That another thing that you do not Hoo, hoo, do
it is another thing you do not do.
-Monica: Excellent!
excellent: excellent
great!
-Chandler: Very informative!
informative: intelligence, intelligence, informative
very educational! What? What is it? I know. Why?